(Note: Songs are Mac Only)One of the major features of the Hash On-On party is the Down-Down. When a down-down is
assigned, all the Hashers will join in raucous song (though some may deny that the sounds
emerging from most Hasher's mouths deserve the label) to salute the drinker. Below are
some of the songs sung for Down-Downs at the Men's and Women's Hashes in Tokyo, with
lyrics (Substitute appropriate gender terms where needed) and recordings.
(Note: Songs are Mac Only)
Parents: This page contains words and links to sounds which you may not want your children to see.
Also note that the lyrics to these songs are highly variable depending on the mood of
the singers and their blood alcohol levels.
Hasher Song 
His One Skin
He's a Hasher, he's true blue
His One Skin Hangs Down to his Two Skin,
He's a Hasher, through and through
His Two Skin Hangs Down to his Three Skin
He's a Hasher, so they say
His Three Skin Hangs Down to his Fore Skin
And he'll never go to heaven
His Fore Skin Hangs Down to his Knee
Cause he's going the other way
Roll Back, Roll Back, Roll Back His Fore Skin For Him, For Him
Drink it down-down-down-down....
Roll Back, Roll Back, Roll Back His Fore Skin For Him, For Him.
Ours is not to reason why...
He's the Meanest
Why was he born so beautiful?
He's the Meanest, He sucks the Horse's Penis
Why was he born at all?
He's the Meanest, He's the Horse's Ass.
He's no fucking use to anyone
Ever since he found it, (UUH) All he does is pound it (UUH)
He's no fucking use at all.
He's the Meanest, He's the Horse's Ass.
Drink it down-down-down-down....
So Drink Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug. Drink Chug-a-lug ...
Zulu Warrior
Her Left Tit
Drink it down
Her Left Tit Hangs down to her Belly,
You Zulu Warrior
Her Right Tit Hangs down to her Knee.
Drink it down
If Her Left Tit Hangs down like her Right Tit.
You Zulu Chief
She'd get lots of Weenie from Me.
Chief Chief Chief
Drink it down, down, down, down.
Aaah zuma zuma zuma
Aaah zuma zuma zuma
Sung to Auld-Lang-Syne (or however you spell it)
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off fuck off
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off fuck off
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off
Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. (With graphic effects)
This song is sung to the Christmas tune "Oh come, all ye faithful". The words vary substantially from group to group and with the tenderness of people's sensibilities. As you can hear from the recording, each Hasher will tend to insist on his or her own interpretation. Below are the words as I learned them so many years ago.
Why are we waiting
We could be masturbating
Oh why are we waiting
For you to drink your beer.
Why are we waiting
We could be fornicating
Oh why are we waiting
For you to drink your beer.
Why are we waiting
Oh why are we waiting
Why are we waiting
So fucking long.
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